Newsletter: No. 2 - December, 2002

Dear Isobel Lee Newsletter Subscriber,

I must say I am very concerned at the moment. Not only is my ear hurting bad, but Mummy and Daddy seem to have gone totally barmy. Everywhere I go at the moment I keep seeing this big fat man with a beard (before you say anything it's not Daddy!!). They are saying that this oddly dressed old guy, who seems to work at all the local garden centres, will be coming to our house on Christmas morning and he will be able to walk around freely in our home after we all go to sleep.

Mummy and Daddy keep warning me that if I am very naughty this man won't come and see me. Sounds good to me!! I have a number of tricks up my sleeve that I have introduced recently. The one that appears to be most successful is the one where I pretend I am fast asleep. I wait until Mummy and Daddy go to bed, and then I scream. This seems to make them very cross.....excellent!!! I won't tell you of my other naughty plans as surprise is the best form of attack.

Even though I'm not even one yet, Daddy told me that this is my second Christmas... I don't get grown-up math. He said I spent my first one "in Euterohs..." Where the heck is Euterohs... is it in the Caribbean?

ISOBEL version 1.12 - NEW FEATURES

  • Maneuverability Upgrade. The latest version of Isobel can now walk. Still in the early stages of testing Isobel requires a walker and two AA batteries (not included). For improved performance fitted shoes are recommended. (Please note that shoes are not in stock at the moment. Delivery expected soon).
  • Improved Speech Recognition. New words include Hedgehog, Sheep, Scarecrow and Bobble.
  • Added Daddy Recognition. Version 1.12 will call everyone Daddy, including the window cleaner and the lampshade.
  • Hide and Seek Mechanism. After months of extensive training we are pleased to announce the launch of this latest feature. Not only will Isobel seek out a family member hiding behind the bed (in the cupboard, bathroom etc,) but she will actively try to locate hiding places whereby unsuspecting passers by will be attacked in a whippet like motion of speed and agility.

Thank you for your interest in my web site (which incidentally has been updated recently with new pictures). I hope you find this information of value.

MERRY CHRISTMAS AND HAPPY NEW YEAR!

I look forward to seeing all of you soon.

Lots of Love

Isobel
xxx

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